Top Secret Military Intelligence Briefing
Eyes Only
Subject: The Bohemian Circle of Silence and the Law of Everydayism
Classified by: Grumpy Nazi Cold-Souled Women’s Brigade (GNCW)
Issued by: The Silent Majority HQ
Executive Summary:
Our mission is now clearer than ever: protect the Bohemian 7 Deadly Sins System™, because apparently, keeping people silent while playing musical chairs with illicit activities is the new frontier of freedom. As we continue crushing dissenting minority opinions, our clandestine ecosystem must remain intact—legal ambiguity and moral flexibility are our weapons. But who’s the real enemy here? Hags? The Spiclis™? (Still unclear if this is a bad wine or a spy organization.) Either way, it’s time to remind everyone that the true currency of society is silence and informal development—laws are for “c**ts” anyway.
Threats:
- Old, Childless Women with Cold Souls:
The GNCW have become more grumpy than usual, which means they’re hell-bent on controlling the present and future. Why? They’re old, childless, and overcompensating by micromanaging every dirty little secret in the streets. They possess an ancient wisdom in knowing when to shut up. You thought they were harmless because they have cats? Think again. These women are fortified bunkers of judgement. - Prisons as Minority Management Facilities:
As institutions designed to ensure that minorities stay “disciplined,” prisons are essential. After all, there’s no better place for locking up both dissenters and potential whistleblowers than the penitentiary! This is how we keep the minority opinions silent—they’re simply too busy avoiding shanks to start revolutions. - Crime Networks & Their 7 Deadly Sins Supply Chain:
From prostitutes to drugs, this intricate system fuels rebellion and conformity all at once. Thanks to an impressive military component (you know, the ones who sell us weed behind the barracks), we have a never-ending supply of degeneracy to keep the youth engaged in our shadow economy. Who needs moral governance when you can simply buy off every vice? - Security Forces & Extra-Judicial Murders:
We do the dirty work. The police, military, and banksters don’t just enforce the law—they operate outside it when necessary. Got a secret to spill? Extra-judicial murder has you covered. Keep this in mind: traitors, snitches, and any idiot who believes in “whistleblowing” won’t last long in this circle of silence. Expect car accidents and mysterious disappearances at record levels.
Strategic Initiatives:
A) Legalize Drugs
The first step to restoring law and order is to make it all perfectly legal. Cocaine? Why not! Heroin? Throw it on the table! The drug trade will be formally sanctioned by the Ministry of ‘Who Cares Anymore,’ making it impossible for the youth to revolt if they’re too busy building empires in their legally compliant hallucinations.
B) Housing for All
Social housing? Sure! Let’s build enough affordable flats to throw everyone into a neat little box—preferably with high walls and poor Wi-Fi reception. Keep them complacent with state-subsidized Netflix. Because, let’s face it, nothing kills a revolution like binge-watching mindless sitcoms in a comfy flat.
C) Thursday Money™ Based on Behavior
Ah yes, “Thursday Money”—a genius idea. Citizens will receive a government-mandated allowance every Thursday, as long as they exhibit “good behavior” and an appropriate attitude toward Everydayism™. Rebellion won’t seem so appealing when missing out on free money is on the line.
D) Evict Urban Center Idiots
People who don’t understand the “laws of Everydayism” will be deported from urban centers. If you can’t grasp the simple rules of silence and complicity, you’ll be exiled to the countryside where rebellious behavior will be too far from the Wi-Fi signal to organize effectively.
Conclusions & Call to Action:
To sum up, the time has come to tighten the noose on those who still believe that spilling secrets is a viable option. We must protect the Circle of Silence at all costs—because if we let the walls crack, next thing you know, there’ll be transparency, accountability, and public trust in institutions. (Yuck.)
Workers are fed up, a revolution is brewing, and chatter suggests that the police, military, banksters, prisoners, and drug dealers may soon decide to wipe out dissenting voices entirely. But hey, let’s face it, if they would betray the hags, what makes you think you’re any safer? They’ve already shown they’re happy to screw anyone.
So what do we do next? Simple:
Keep Quiet, Keep Supplying, Keep Spying.
And remember: If you tell secrets, you’ll be met with accidents you didn’t see coming. After all, the only revolution allowed here is the one we control.
Yours in Eternal Silence,
Major General Snitcherov, Silent Majority Command
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