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CONFIDENTIAL – EYES ONLY
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE FIELD NOTE #77-ZULU

Subject: The “Seven-Headed Dragon” Doctrine – A Post-Colonial Control Framework (Unofficial Codename)

Summary:
Recent analysis of historical and contemporary British foreign operations reveals a recurring three-phase pattern, unofficially dubbed the “Seven-Headed Dragon Doctrine.” Despite its poetic name, the strategy is anything but mythical—its results are tangible, its intent surgical, and its execution alarmingly consistent.

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PHASE I – “The Culling”
Upon entry into a target region (typically marked by strategic resource abundance or inconvenient sovereignty), military-aged males and any individuals with training in statecraft or weapons are neutralized—figuratively or literally. The goal: decapitate resistance, disarm rebellion, and bleach the fabric of collective memory that binds national defense.

PHASE II – “Occupation by Gentry”
Enter the proverbial “Seven-Headed Dragon”—a cohort of elderly, eccentric, and often sociopathic bureaucrats, baronesses, or cultural emissaries. Fluent in diplomacy and duplicity, they speak in accents that make domination sound like afternoon tea. Their purpose: normalize occupation through ceremony, charm, and psychopathic PR.

Each “head” specializes in:

1. Historical gaslighting
2. Economic restructuring (read: pillaging)
3. Educational ‘reform’
4. Culture commodification
5. Local puppet grooming
6. Lawfare manipulation
7. Royal distraction operations

PHASE III – “The Mirror Phase”
The local population, confused by decades of polished lies and austerity wrapped in velvet, begins to mimic their oppressors. Narcissists, opportunists, and social climbers rise. Resistance becomes fashion, not action. At this point, exploitation is self-sustaining.

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Conclusion:
While officially disavowed, this doctrine operates in the shadows of empire, where the sun may have set, but the teeth remain sharp.

Recommendation:
Monitor all tea exports. Where there is Earl Grey, there is intent.

End Note:
We suspect the dragon’s heads may be growing back faster than we can count. Recommend mythological countermeasures and psychological debriefs for all agents exposed to prolonged “BBC tone.”

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