TOP SECRET — MILITARY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING
OPERATION: SCUM CLASS REVENGE
Clearance Level: OMEGA BLACK
Classification: Dark Humor / Satirical Simulation File
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:
Lower-class, classless scum—children born of bloodlines tied to drug dealers and prostitutes—have overrun the world.
There is no viable path remaining. No diplomatic solution.
I am left with only one option: to put them to sleep. Permanently.
They shall reunite with their own kind—scum among scum—within the Scum Universe.
Meanwhile, we, the last vestiges of order and refinement, shall ascend.
We will live out our days in peace, on our own planet, as a family.
All others will fall.
Enjoy the Fogl Flue.
Do not forget your Spike Vaccines.
END TRANSMISSION.


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