Kid Politician Campaign Speech: “YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE HYPNOSISED!”
🎵 [Campaign Jingle: “Vote for Me, V300 Commander! Snacks for All, Big Pillow Walls!”] 🎵
Ladies, gentlemen, aliens, and that one very confused dog in the corner—
You will believe that you are hynoisised.
If not, just wiggle your ears. Works every time. WHOOSH! (That’s my spaceship taking off.)
I, Commander of the Totally Real V300 Spaceship, am running for President of Everything! And I have the Most Serious Plan Ever (even if it involves glitter, spaghetti, and occasionally a rubber chicken).
Step One: Snacks for All
No one can be sad when eating gummy bears. No one. So if I am elected, every meeting starts with snacks.
Audience shout: “SNACKS!”
WHOOSH! (The V300 flies by with a giant candy cannon.)
Step Two: Zero Gravity Pillow Forts
We will build pillow forts so big, they cover the entire Earth! Wars? Gone. People fighting? Now they’re having epic pillow fights.
Audience jump: “BOUNCE!”
SPLAT! (That’s the sound of a pillow hitting the President… me.)
Step Three: Hypnosis… Kinda
You will believe that you are hynoisised.
When this happens, you will:
- Share toys and snacks
- Stop arguing about weird things like socks on your hands
- Join the Super Solder Force (not soldiers, solder, like sticky metal… magic stuff!)
Audience wiggle: “I’m hynoisised!”
WHOOSH! (Spaceship zoom effect.)
Step Four: Win All Wars… By Not Fighting
Instead, we compete in:
- Dance-offs
- Pie-eating contests
- Intergalactic hopscotch championships
Audience clap, stomp, and yell: “HOPSCOTCH FOR PEACE!”
Step Five: Campaign Slogan
🎵 “Vote for Me, V300 Commander! Snacks for All, Big Pillow Walls!” 🎵
Say it loud!
Audience shout: “SNACKS! PILLOW WALLS! V300 RULES!”
So, Earthlings, vote for me! Together we will:
- Eat snacks responsibly
- Build the huggiest pillow fort in history
- And YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE HYPNOSISED…
- …and maybe, just maybe, save the world while giggling the whole time.
WHOOSH! SPLAT! BLORP!
INTEL KARTEL 
Hozzászólás