Declaration of the People’s Senate of Hungary
Royal Mandate for Cultural Unity and Sonic Renaissance
Electing the King of Hungarian Techno to Harmonize the World
Date: June 2025
Issued by: The Hungarian People’s Senate (HPS), Cultural and Rhythmic Affairs Committee
I. Preamble:
In recognition of Hungary’s ancient spirit, modern ingenuity, and the timeless power of rhythm, the People’s Senate hereby moves to elect a symbolic monarch — not of crown and sword, but of sound and light.
This leader shall be known as the King of Hungarian Techno — a unifying figure tasked with spreading joy, harmony, and pan-Central European rhythm across the globe. His reign shall last two years, and his powers shall be ceremonial, cultural, and musical.
II. Mandate and Mission:
The King of Hungarian Techno shall:
- 🎵 Lead a global sonic initiative uniting Hungarian, Romani, Balkan, Slavic, Jewish, and Danubian musical traditions
- 🌍 Host Transcontinental Party Waves — international festivals of unity, featuring artists from all conflict and peace zones
- 📡 Represent Hungary in cultural diplomacy missions from Tokyo to São Paulo, from Lagos to Lviv
- 🧬 Fund and front the Hungarian Sonic Genome Project, preserving and remixing centuries of folk, classical, and underground sound
- 💽 Release an Official People’s Album every 6 months: one track from every ethnic group represented in Hungary
- 🔥 Open the annual Budapest Night Summit with a ritual sunrise set atop the Citadella
III. Eligibility and Election:
- Candidates must be:
- Born or spiritually adopted into the Hungarian Cultural Sphere
- A recognized producer, DJ, composer, or musical visionary
- Endorsed by at least 30 regional music factions and 100,000 citizen-senators
- Election by:
- Full People’s Senate majority vote
- Nationwide digital caucus
- Live broadcast with musical performances, public commentary, and AI-aided fairness monitoring
IV. Term and Powers:
- Term: 2 years, non-renewable
- Style: His Sonic Majesty (or alternative of their choosing)
- Powers:
- Open and close national events with a set
- Grant the Order of the Rhythm to cultural icons
- Call National Dance Days (3x/year), canceling work and uniting citizens in shared joy
- Appoint up to 7 Ambassadors of Bass for foreign missions
V. Legacy and Impact:
The King’s mission is not entertainment, but collective spiritual and cultural elevation. Through rhythm, we remember who we are. Through harmony, we overcome difference. Through joy, we become a light among nations.
Let this monarchy be symbolic. Let the crown be a subwoofer. Let the sceptre pulse at 128 BPM.
VI. Conclusion:
Hungary shall not only rise through economics and defense, but through culture, sound, and soul.
Let the Senate now prepare for the Royal Techno Coronation of 2026.
Long Live the Beat. Long Live the King. Long Live Hungary.
INTEL KARTEL 