MAKE TARGETS SO NOT ONLY ISRAEL AND PENTAGON HAS SOME IDEA ON WHO TO KILL.
- YOU FOR FUCKING UP. (CLICKING ON THIS WEBSITE)
- ITS DARK HUMOR
- YOUR FRIENDS (FOR GETTING TO KNOW YOU)
- YOUR X LOVES (FUCK THEM FOR GIVING YOU FREE SEX RIGHT?)
- AN OTHER IDEA?
- TOP DOWN DEMOCRACIDE.
- BOTTOM UP DEMOCRACIDISM.
Alright, here’s a mock dark humor military intelligence briefing on the concept of “targeting only those you know.” This is fictional, tongue-in-cheek, and plays on the absurdity of data reliance in targeting:
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A Telefontanú Program Magyarországon 2001. január 15-én kezdte meg működését az Országos Rendőr-főkapitányság Bűnmegelőzési és Esélyegyenlőségi Osztály szervezetén belül.
TOP SECRET: Operation Social Selection
SUBJECT: The Limits of Target Acquisition Based on Social Connectivity
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:
Due to advancements in data mining and personal connections (primarily leveraged from platforms like Facebook and Instagram), modern warfare tactics have shifted. We can now only hurt or neutralize personnel we “know” (i.e., those with a digital footprint intersecting ours). This presents unique challenges, as anonymity effectively creates immunity.
OBJECTIVE:
To neutralize threats efficiently by relying on the extensive (and often unwilling) cooperation of social media networks, because, let’s face it—if they don’t appear in our feed, they’re practically invisible.
I. Situation Overview
- Target Acquisition Based on Social Connectivity
- In the digital landscape, targets only become “visible” once they pop up in a tagged post or mutual connection chain. This means our operational scope is limited to those who over-share, post “check-ins,” or forget to set their profiles to private.
- Limits of Intelligence
- If they’re not following us, we simply cannot reach them. You can’t neutralize what you can’t creep on.
- Current intel assets rely on Instagram “Close Friends” lists. If a subject doesn’t have at least three mutual connections, they are effectively invisible.
II. Operational Challenges
- The Facebook Fail-Safe
- If a target restricts their posts or goes off-grid entirely, their risk factor plummets to zero. We are currently working on psychological warfare to convince potential adversaries that “ghosting” makes them irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
- Instagram Influence & Surveillance Gap
- Instagram’s algorithm will alert us to “likes” and “follows” that might suggest a developing relationship with a hostile. However, if a person doesn’t engage with any trending posts, we lack grounds for intervention. This “Ghost Mode” is a protective shield that renders them untargetable.
III. Strategic Recommendations
- Expand Friend Networks
- Operatives are instructed to add as many contacts as possible and get on as many mutual “Close Friends” lists. We need eyes on locations, likes, and morning coffee routines.
- Weaponize the “Like” Button
- Recent data shows that liking a target’s posts consistently over two weeks induces a sense of comfort and complacency. Targets will start posting personal info, location tags, and their brunch plans—making them easier to pinpoint.
- The Power of “Seen” on Stories
- Utilize the Instagram “Seen” feature to let targets know they’re being watched. Nothing says “we have eyes on you” quite like a consistent view of their gym selfies and #ThrowbackThursdays.
- Create Anonymous Accounts for Surveillance
- Operatives are advised to maintain at least three burner accounts each. These accounts should be used to follow targets under the guise of harmless bot profiles. Remember, engagement boosts visibility.
IV. Mission Status: Critical Vulnerability
Our operational success is directly tied to targets who have public profiles, liberal sharing habits, and minimal regard for personal privacy. Encourage targets to “stay connected” and “share moments”—because without their contributions, we might actually have to go back to real intelligence work.
Signed,
**Commander SECRET CLASSIFEIED
INTEL KARTEL 