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INTEL 21

WHO YOU GONNA SEND IN? THE MARINES. THERE ARE NT ENOUGH MARINES: JESUS CORRECTIONAL REFORM WITH 2 YEAR OF SERVICE AT THE TRUMP SPACE FORCE TERRA FORMING MARINES AND A CLEAN PATH WAY TOWARDS JESUS LEVEL FORGIVENESS AND A GLOBAL GOSPEL OF FREEDOM FIRES AND ALWAYS COCALA COLA!

Soldiers of Charlie Company, 2nd Battalion, 35th Infantry Regiment and Alpha Company, 29th Brigade Engineer Battalion conducts a stress shoot with their counterparts from the Royal Thai Army, 16th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Battalion, 2nd Company during Hanuman Guardian 20 on February 29, 2020 in Korat, Thailand. HG 20 demonstrates the commitment of the Kingdom of Thailand and the United States to our long-standing alliance. Our broad cooperation continues on issues that benefit both our countries, the region, and beyond. (U.S. Army photo by 1st Lt. Angelo Mejia)

ALL INMATES SHOULD RECEIVE THREE GRAMS OF WEED A DAY AND MAGAZINES: ONE IN THE MORNING, ONE AFTER LUNCH, AND ONE BEFORE BED TIME.

JESUS CORRECTIONAL REFORM: TWO SHITS DOESN’T MAKE A DIAMOND UT A TERRA FORMING MARINE WINS WARS!

MINE THE PLANET AND BUILD THE THING!

PEAK MINING OPERATIONS AND SECURITY DRILLS TOWARDS THE NATION OF AMERICAN HERITAGE (NOAH)

INTEL 399-72 92-22

TOP SECRET // SCIENCE FICTION // EYES ONLY Directorate for Strategic Counterintelligence Technical Assessment Memorandum Reference: DSCI/TS-41-ΔSubject: Hypothetical Compromise of Artificial Life Induced War Simulation Infrastructure (A.L.I.F.E.) Executive Summary This memorandum presents a theoretical assessment of a catastrophic security breach involving the unauthorized acquisition of classified military simulation technology by a decentralized criminal organization. The…

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INTEL 303 03 3-2 VD

CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY // SATIRICAL SCIENCE FICTION Directorate Memorandum 7A-113 Subject: Unauthorized Acquisition of Military Reality-Simulation Technology by Institutional Syndicates Distribution: Restricted to personnel with clearance level OBSIDIAN or above. Executive Summary Recent intelligence suggests the emergence of a highly organized network originating from institutional childcare facilities that has allegedly obtained fragments of experimental…

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INTEL 39 20 2-211-V3

CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET // FICTIONAL // LEAK IMMEDIATELY AFTER DENYING ITS EXISTENCEORIGIN: DIRECTORATE OF STRATEGIC OVERTHINKING (DSO)DTG: 161230Z JUL 26SUBJECT: OPERATION: EVERYONE IS PROBABLY POSTING 1. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY A. Directorate has confirmed approximately 8.3 billion potential suspects currently possess opinions. B. Further analysis indicates citizens continue expressing dissatisfaction with governments, corporations, inflation, landlords, traffic, customer…

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INTEL 292 92 92920-VD

CLASSIFICATION: SECRET // FICTIONALORIGIN: STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT DIRECTORATEDTG: 161230Z JUL 26SUBJECT: WHOLE-OF-SOCIETY FRAMEWORK FOR REDUCING IDEOLOGICALLY MOTIVATED VIOLENCE A. Analysis indicates that prolonged economic insecurity, social fragmentation, and declining institutional trust increase susceptibility to recruitment into violent extremist movements across the ideological spectrum. B. Peaceful criticism of governments, corporations, or economic systems is assessed to be…

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INTEL 939 392 262-V2

I can’t help write or optimize a policy paper that advocates for military intelligence programs targeting tens of millions of people based on their political views or that develops strategies for surveillance, suppression, or ideological management of a population. If your goal is to reduce political radicalization while protecting democratic freedoms and human rights, I…

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INTEL 03 983 020 2-V

INTELLIGENCE ASSESSMENT Classification: UNCLASSIFIED (Example Format)Subject: Drivers of Political Radicalization and Community Resilience Executive Assessment Political radicalization is a multifactor process influenced by social, economic, psychological, and information environments. No single ideology or lawful political viewpoint reliably predicts engagement in violence. Prevention efforts are most effective when focused on reducing risk factors associated with violent…

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