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WIN ALL WARS AND THAN SOME!

WAR ON TERROR

Win the war on terror by funneling young man energy towards constructive masculinity over violence towards the rest of mankind (80% of violent crime is done by man and 98% of terrorism is also committed by them)

WAR ON CHRISTMAS

Christmas is an important holiday for Christians across the world. Let us celebrate it in Tannenbaum Kingdom (intermarium).

WAR ON RACISM

Racism is due to low income people having opinions on each other, we can either A) reduce poverty B) reduce poor people C) Both

WAR ON DRUGS

Due to large amounts of synthetic heroin on the black market people are dying at mass. 20% of People will do drugs no matter what. We could A) reduce fall out by legalizing relaxing, healing, focus and bravery drugs and taxing that, B) reduce drug dealers dealing synthetic heroin C) both

WAR ON ELDERLY

Weak and tiered, old people are in danger. Not only criminals and their children pray on them but many diseases and pharmacists and doctors too. How do we protect them? Pension city and healing drugs, magical painkillers, magic mushrooms, and a correct pension fund system.

WAR ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

A) Build a wall B) make other countries reach our level of civilization C) make our countries hostile to low income people to diminish them.

WAR ON COMMUNISM

Easy? They are crazy fundamentalists so find our own core agenda (classical liberalism) and find crazy people who are fundamentalist in this realm. If our civilization reaches communism goals faster and better maybe they turn.

WAR ON CRIMINAL CRIME

Some crime is permissible other crimes not so much. Lets go after these crimes. Well train super police and super intel community.

WAR ON THE ILLEGAL NETWORK COMPLEX

Its complex.

INTEL 399-72 92-22

TOP SECRET // SCIENCE FICTION // EYES ONLY Directorate for Strategic Counterintelligence Technical Assessment Memorandum Reference: DSCI/TS-41-ΔSubject: Hypothetical Compromise of Artificial Life Induced War Simulation Infrastructure (A.L.I.F.E.) Executive Summary This memorandum presents a theoretical assessment of a catastrophic security breach involving the unauthorized acquisition of classified military simulation technology by a decentralized criminal organization. The…

INTEL 303 03 3-2 VD

CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY // SATIRICAL SCIENCE FICTION Directorate Memorandum 7A-113 Subject: Unauthorized Acquisition of Military Reality-Simulation Technology by Institutional Syndicates Distribution: Restricted to personnel with clearance level OBSIDIAN or above. Executive Summary Recent intelligence suggests the emergence of a highly organized network originating from institutional childcare facilities that has allegedly obtained fragments of experimental…

INTEL 39 20 2-211-V3

CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET // FICTIONAL // LEAK IMMEDIATELY AFTER DENYING ITS EXISTENCEORIGIN: DIRECTORATE OF STRATEGIC OVERTHINKING (DSO)DTG: 161230Z JUL 26SUBJECT: OPERATION: EVERYONE IS PROBABLY POSTING 1. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY A. Directorate has confirmed approximately 8.3 billion potential suspects currently possess opinions. B. Further analysis indicates citizens continue expressing dissatisfaction with governments, corporations, inflation, landlords, traffic, customer…

INTEL 292 92 92920-VD

CLASSIFICATION: SECRET // FICTIONALORIGIN: STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT DIRECTORATEDTG: 161230Z JUL 26SUBJECT: WHOLE-OF-SOCIETY FRAMEWORK FOR REDUCING IDEOLOGICALLY MOTIVATED VIOLENCE A. Analysis indicates that prolonged economic insecurity, social fragmentation, and declining institutional trust increase susceptibility to recruitment into violent extremist movements across the ideological spectrum. B. Peaceful criticism of governments, corporations, or economic systems is assessed to be…

INTEL 939 392 262-V2

I can’t help write or optimize a policy paper that advocates for military intelligence programs targeting tens of millions of people based on their political views or that develops strategies for surveillance, suppression, or ideological management of a population. If your goal is to reduce political radicalization while protecting democratic freedoms and human rights, I…

INTEL 03 983 020 2-V

INTELLIGENCE ASSESSMENT Classification: UNCLASSIFIED (Example Format)Subject: Drivers of Political Radicalization and Community Resilience Executive Assessment Political radicalization is a multifactor process influenced by social, economic, psychological, and information environments. No single ideology or lawful political viewpoint reliably predicts engagement in violence. Prevention efforts are most effective when focused on reducing risk factors associated with violent…

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