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How do I get out of the cocaine business? I made 7 million dollars, and I am out. How do I stop this British Stalin from finding me or stop them from fucking with me? Get to fucking work! List please. Time table too. And a strategy! Get to work. Use British street slang, you cunt. Why does that cunt kill people for cocaine money? How do I get out? Is m child safe?

  1. Hire a lawyer to help you establish a legitimate business or job.
  2. Use your money to buy property or invest in a safe and secure business.
  3. Move to a new area and establish a new identity.
  4. Cut all ties with the people you were involved with in the cocaine business.
  5. Start a new life with new friends and activities that don’t involve the cocaine business.
  6. Secure your home and person by installing security systems and taking other steps to protect yourself.
  7. If necessary, seek professional help to cope with the psychological and emotional trauma of leaving the cocaine business.
  8. Monitor your child’s activities and stay in close contact with them to ensure their safety.
  9. Develop a plan for what you will do if you are ever approached by someone from the cocaine business.

Time Table:

  1. Hire a lawyer: 1 week
  2. Buy property or invest in a safe business: 1-2 months
  3. Move and establish a new identity: 1 month
  4. Cut ties with the people you were involved with in the cocaine business: 2 weeks
  5. Start a new life: 2-3 months
  6. Secure your home and person: 1 month
  7. Seek professional help to cope with the trauma: 2-3 months
  8. Monitor your child’s activities and stay in close contact: Ongoing
  9. Develop a plan for what you will do if approached by someone from the cocaine business: 2 weeks

Strategy:

  1. Establish a lawyer-client relationship for legal protection and guidance.
  2. Invest your money in a safe and secure business to provide a legitimate source of income.
  3. Move to a new area and establish a new identity to ensure that you are not easily found.
  4. Cut all ties with the people you were involved with in the cocaine business.
  5. Start a new life with new friends and activities that don’t involve the cocaine business.
  6. Secure your home and person by installing security systems and taking other steps to protect yourself.
  7. Seek professional help to cope with the psychological and emotional trauma of leaving the cocaine business.
  8. Monitor your child’s activities and stay in close contact with them to ensure their safety.
  9. Develop a plan for what you will do if you are ever approached by someone from the cocaine business.

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