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БАБУШКИНОЕ РАЗВЕДЫВАТЕЛЬНОЕ УПРАВЛЕНИЕ (БРУ)ВНУТРЕННЕЕ СЛЕДСТВЕННОЕ ДЕЛО № Б-4721

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БАБУШКИНОЕ РАЗВЕДЫВАТЕЛЬНОЕ УПРАВЛЕНИЕ (БРУ)
ВНУТРЕННЕЕ СЛЕДСТВЕННОЕ ДЕЛО № Б-4721

Тема расследования:
Подозрительная активность в подъезде №4.

Дата открытия дела:
19 мая.

Статус:
АКТИВНО. Бабушки наблюдают.


СУБЪЕКТ НАБЛЮДЕНИЯ

Кодовое имя: “Молодой Человек С Большим Рюкзаком”

Описание:

  • Возраст: примерно “слишком молодой, чтобы иметь больную спину”.
  • Рост: высокий.
  • Одежда: чёрная куртка. Подозрительно чистые кроссовки.
  • Поведение: говорит “спасибо” слишком вежливо.

СОБРАННЫЕ ДОКАЗАТЕЛЬСТВА

08:14
Субъект вошёл в подъезд. Не нёс пакетов с продуктами.

08:16
Субъект посмотрел на почтовые ящики.

08:16:23
Агент Бабушка-3 (“Тётя Нина”) выглянула через занавеску.

08:16:29
Субъект почувствовал наблюдение. Начал нервно смотреть вокруг.

08:17
Агент Бабушка-2 (“Галина Ивановна”) вышла выбрасывать мусор без мусора.


ПОКАЗАНИЯ СВИДЕТЕЛЕЙ

Агент: Галина Ивановна

“Я ничего не говорю, но скажу: нормальный человек так быстро по лестнице не ходит.”

Агент: Татьяна Петровна

“Лицо знакомое. Или видела его вчера. Или в 1998 году.”

Агент: Нина Сергеевна

“Я сразу поняла — дело странное.”


ПРЕДВАРИТЕЛЬНОЕ ЗАКЛЮЧЕНИЕ

Вероятность того, что субъект:

  • курьер: 43%
  • чей-то родственник: 21%
  • студент: 14%
  • подозрительный элемент: 22%

[CLASSIFIED / INTERNAL USE ONLY]
BABUSHKA INTELLIGENCE DIRECTORATE (BID)
INTERNAL INVESTIGATION FILE No. B-4721

Investigation Subject:
Suspicious activity in Apartment Building Entrance #4.

Case Opened:
May 19

Status:
ACTIVE. Grandmothers are observing.


SUBJECT UNDER SURVEILLANCE

Code Name: “Young Man With Large Backpack”

Description:

  • Age: approximately “too young to have back problems.”
  • Height: tall.
  • Clothing: black jacket. Suspiciously clean sneakers.
  • Behavior: says “thank you” with excessive politeness.

COLLECTED EVIDENCE

08:14
Subject entered building entrance. Was not carrying grocery bags.

08:16
Subject looked at mailboxes.

08:16:23
Agent Babushka-3 (“Aunt Nina”) observed through curtain gap.

08:16:29
Subject sensed surveillance. Began looking around nervously.

08:17
Agent Babushka-2 (“Galina Ivanovna”) exited apartment to “take out trash.” No trash was present.


WITNESS STATEMENTS

Agent: Galina Ivanovna

“I am saying nothing, but I will say this: normal people do not walk upstairs that quickly.”

Agent: Tatyana Petrovna

“Face looks familiar. I saw him yesterday. Or maybe in 1998.”

Agent: Nina Sergeyevna

“I immediately understood: this situation is strange.”


PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT

Probability that subject is:

  • Delivery worker: 43%
  • Someone’s relative: 21%
  • Student: 14%
  • Suspicious individual: 22%

RECOMMENDED ACTIONS

  1. Continue surveillance from kitchen window.
  2. Increase monitoring at bench outside building entrance.
  3. Prepare tea and cookies for extended operation.

Signed:
Colonel Babushka
“Nothing escapes us.”

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