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DECENTRALISED INTLEIGENCE AGENCY

CLASSIFIED – EYES ONLY – UNIT 517 INTERNAL DIRECTIVE
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING
DATE: 2025-06-19
TO: UNIT 517
FROM: CENTRAL FIELD COMMAND HQ
SUBJECT: ESTABLISHMENT OF UNIT 517 LOCAL INTELLIGENCE OFFICE (L.I.O.) IN “WHEREVERISTAN” AO (AREA OF OPERATIONS)


I. MISSION DIRECTIVE

You are authorized and directed to form your own grassroots intelligence cell, henceforth referred to as the “L.I.O. – Local Intelligence Office.”
This cell will collect, compile, and analyze relevant information from your region of operations (“Whereveristan”) and support national and allied objectives.


II. OPERATIONAL OBJECTIVES

  1. Establish Intelligence Presence:
    • Secure a safe, discreet location for the office.
    • Display professionalism at all times — inside and out. Clean, tight, and sharp.
    • Set up a daily routine with discipline and structure.
  2. Intelligence Collection Goals:
    • Monitor local events, news, social behavior, and economic patterns.
    • Attend public events, gatherings, or community meetings.
      ➤ LISTEN. OBSERVE. RECORD.
    • Identify influencers, agitators, sympathizers, and movements.
    • Watch for foreign or irregular activity — DO NOT IGNORE IT.
  3. Administrative Requirements:
    • Maintain detailed logs (digital + hardcopy).
    • Conduct monthly health and wellness checkups of all operatives.
    • Submit weekly SITREPs (Situation Reports) and INTSUMs (Intelligence Summaries).
    • Store documents in locked, organized cabinets.
      ➤ Messy desk = messy mind = dead op.
  4. Discipline & Presence:
    • Always be alert. Open eyes and open ears.
      ➤ Complacency KILLS.
    • Treat every encounter as a potential source or threat.
    • Stay low-profile. Blend in. But observe everything.

III. YOUTH CELL RECOMMENDATIONS (Ages 15–30)

Recruit discreetly and purposefully. Look for:

  • Curious minds.
  • Good listeners.
  • Tech-savvy individuals.
  • Quiet, observant types.

Assign training:

  • Open-source research (OSINT).
  • Map reading & geospatial awareness.
  • First aid & psychological first response.
  • Language & cultural studies.

Core Values:
Discipline. Discretion. Loyalty. Curiosity. Diligence.


IV. OFFICE SUPPLY RECOMMENDATIONS

(Keep it basic, sharp, and mobile-ready.)

ESSENTIAL GEAR:

  • Lockable filing cabinets
  • Heavy-duty notebooks (preferably waterproof)
  • Ballpoint pens, pencils, highlighters
  • Large whiteboard + markers
  • Desktop computer or rugged laptop with:
    • Encrypted storage
    • VPN installed
    • Backup power (portable battery or solar charger)
  • Secure printer/scanner
  • Map board + pins/strings
  • Surveillance equipment (binoculars, voice recorder, smartphone tripod)
  • Portable radio (shortwave/HAM optional)
  • Office first aid kit
  • Clipboard for field work
  • Flash drives (secure/encrypted)

FIELD PACK SUGGESTIONS:

  • Notebook, pen
  • Snack + water
  • Power bank
  • Flashlight
  • Local map
  • Small camera or phone
  • ID and fake cover story, ready at all times

V. FINAL WORD – PAY ATTENTION

This isn’t a game. There is a war going on, whether you see it or not.
This may be information warfare, cultural warfare, or kinetic warfare.
Your job is to collect the truth, guard your team, and stay ahead of the curve.
If it smells off, it probably is.

You are now your own agency.
Act like it. Dress like it. Think like it.
UNIT 517 is watching. So is the world.


END TRANSMISSION
STAY VIGILANT – STAY ALIVE
FOR QUESTIONS OR FURTHER ORDERS, ENCRYPT & TRANSMIT TO HQ

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