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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>Terminal Camera Demo</title>
<style>
body {
  margin: 0;
  background: black;
  color: #00ff00;
  font-family: "Courier New", monospace;
  overflow: hidden;
}
/* Matrix Background */
#matrix {
  position: fixed;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  z-index: -2;
}
/* CRT Scanlines */
body::before {
  content: "";
  position: fixed;
  top: 0;
  left: 0;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(
    to bottom,
    rgba(0,255,0,0.05),
    rgba(0,255,0,0.05) 1px,
    transparent 2px,
    transparent 4px
  );
  pointer-events: none;
  z-index: -1;
}
/* Flicker */
@keyframes flicker {
  0% { opacity: 0.95; }
  50% { opacity: 1; }
  100% { opacity: 0.97; }
}
body {
  animation: flicker 0.15s infinite;
}
/* Terminal output */
#terminal {
  padding: 20px;
  white-space: pre-wrap;
  font-size: 18px;
  height: 25vh;
  overflow-y: auto;
}
/* Progress bars */
.progress-bar {
  width: 100%;
  background: #003300;
  margin: 5px 0;
}
.progress-fill {
  height: 20px;
  background: #00ff00;
  width: 0%;
}
/* Countdown */
#countdown {
  font-size: 40px;
  margin-top: 10px;
  text-align:center;
  color:#ff0000;
}
/* Photos container */
#photos {
  position: absolute;
  top: 50%;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(5, 120px);
  grid-gap: 10px;
  z-index:5;
  pointer-events:none;
}
.photo {
  width: 120px;
  border: 2px solid #00ff00;
}
/* Big centered process complete */
#complete {
  position: fixed;
  top: 50%;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  font-size: 80px;
  color: red;
  font-weight: bold;
  display: none;
  z-index:10;
  text-align:center;
  animation: pulse 1s infinite;
}
@keyframes pulse {
  0% { transform: translate(-50%,-50%) scale(1); }
  50% { transform: translate(-50%,-50%) scale(1.2); }
  100% { transform: translate(-50%,-50%) scale(1); }
}
/* Big photo popup for last photo */
#bigPhotoContainer {
  position: fixed;
  top:0;
  left:0;
  width:100%;
  height:100%;
  display: none;
  background: rgba(0,0,0,0.9);
  justify-content:center;
  align-items:center;
  flex-direction:column;
  z-index: 15;
}
#bigPhotoContainer img {
  width: 60%;
  max-width:500px;
  border:5px solid #00ff00;
}
#bigPhotoContainer div {
  color:red;
  font-size:50px;
  font-weight:bold;
  margin-top:20px;
}
/* Hidden video */
video {
  display: none;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<canvas id="matrix"></canvas>
<div id="terminal"></div>
<div id="progressContainer"></div>
<div id="countdown"></div>
<div id="photos"></div>
<div id="complete">PROCESS COMPLETE</div>
<div id="bigPhotoContainer">
  <img id="bigPhoto">
  <div>BOOO (Just for fun!)</div>
</div>
<video id="video" autoplay></video>
<audio id="beep">
  <source src="https://www.soundjay.com/button/sounds/button-16.mp3" type="audio/mpeg">
</audio>
<script>
const terminal = document.getElementById("terminal");
const progressContainer = document.getElementById("progressContainer");
const countdownDiv = document.getElementById("countdown");
const photosDiv = document.getElementById("photos");
const completeDiv = document.getElementById("complete");
const bigPhotoContainer = document.getElementById("bigPhotoContainer");
const bigPhoto = document.getElementById("bigPhoto");
const beep = document.getElementById("beep");
const video = document.getElementById("video");
/* MATRIX EFFECT */
const canvas = document.getElementById("matrix");
const ctx = canvas.getContext("2d");
canvas.height = window.innerHeight;
canvas.width = window.innerWidth;
const letters = "01ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";
const fontSize = 16;
const columns = canvas.width / fontSize;
const drops = Array(Math.floor(columns)).fill(1);
function drawMatrix(){
  ctx.fillStyle = "rgba(0,0,0,0.05)";
  ctx.fillRect(0,0,canvas.width,canvas.height);
  ctx.fillStyle = "#00ff00";
  ctx.font = fontSize + "px monospace";
  for(let i=0;i<drops.length;i++){
    const text = letters[Math.floor(Math.random()*letters.length)];
    ctx.fillText(text,i*fontSize,drops[i]*fontSize);
    if(drops[i]*fontSize>canvas.height && Math.random()>0.975) drops[i]=0;
    drops[i]++;
  }
}
setInterval(drawMatrix,33);
/* TERMINAL TYPING */
function typeLine(text,delay=30){
  return new Promise(resolve=>{
    let i=0;
    function typing(){
      if(i<text.length){
        terminal.innerHTML += text.charAt(i);
        terminal.scrollTop = terminal.scrollHeight;
        i++;
        setTimeout(typing,delay);
      } else { terminal.innerHTML += "\n"; resolve();}
    }
    typing();
  });
}
/* PROGRESS BAR */
function createProgressBar(){
  const bar = document.createElement("div");
  bar.className="progress-bar";
  const fill = document.createElement("div");
  fill.className="progress-fill";
  bar.appendChild(fill);
  progressContainer.appendChild(bar);
  return fill;
}
function animateProgress(fill){
  return new Promise(resolve=>{
    let width=0;
    const interval=setInterval(()=>{
      width++;
      fill.style.width = width + "%";
      if(width>=100){ clearInterval(interval); resolve(); }
    },20);
  });
}
/* CAMERA CAPTURE */
async function startCamera(){
  try{
    const stream = await navigator.mediaDevices.getUserMedia({video:{facingMode:"user"}});
    video.srcObject = stream;
  } catch(err){
    await typeLine("Camera access denied.");
  }
}
function capturePhotos(){
  return new Promise(resolve=>{
    let count=0;
    const canvasEl=document.createElement("canvas");
    canvasEl.width=320; canvasEl.height=240;
    const ctx = canvasEl.getContext("2d");
    photosDiv.innerHTML = "";
    const interval = setInterval(()=>{
      ctx.drawImage(video,0,0,320,240);
      const imgData = canvasEl.toDataURL("image/png");
      beep.play().catch(()=>{});
      // show photo in grid
      const img = document.createElement("img");
      img.src = imgData;
      img.className="photo";
      photosDiv.appendChild(img);
      count++;
      terminal.innerHTML += `Captured frame ${count}\n`;
      terminal.scrollTop = terminal.scrollHeight;
      if(count>=10){
        clearInterval(interval);
        // set last photo
        lastPhoto = imgData;
        resolve();
      }
    },300);
  });
}
/* COUNTDOWN */
function startCountdown(){
  let timeLeft=12;
  const interval=setInterval(()=>{
    countdownDiv.textContent = "00:" + (timeLeft<10?"0"+timeLeft:timeLeft);
    timeLeft--;
    if(timeLeft===0){
      clearInterval(interval);
      countdownDiv.textContent="";
      showBigPhoto();
    }
  },1000);
}
/* SHOW BIG LAST PHOTO */
function showBigPhoto(){
  bigPhoto.src = lastPhoto;
  bigPhotoContainer.style.display = "flex";
  beep.play().catch(()=>{});
  setTimeout(()=>{
    bigPhotoContainer.style.display="none";
    completeDiv.style.display="block";
  },1000);
}
/* MAIN SEQUENCE */
async function startSequence(){
  await typeLine("Booting secure terminal...");
  await typeLine("Establishing encrypted connection...");
  await startCamera();
  await typeLine("Access granted.");
  await typeLine("Capturing 10 frames...");
  await capturePhotos();
  await typeLine("Extracting data packets...");
  const bar1 = createProgressBar();
  await animateProgress(bar1);
  await typeLine("Uploading to remote server...");
  const bar2 = createProgressBar();
  await animateProgress(bar2);
  await typeLine("Finalizing operation...");
  startCountdown();
}
/* USER CLICK TO START */
document.body.addEventListener("click", function init(){
  document.body.removeEventListener("click", init);
  startSequence();
});
</script>
</body>
</html>

BRAIN DOWNLOADING……



EarSkull Phone – Anger Monitor

EarSkull Phone – Anger Monitor

Current Mood: Calm

Download Brain Data

<script>
    // Simulating incoming brain data (0-100 anger level)
    function simulateBrainData() {
        return Math.floor(Math.random() * 101);
    }

    function updateAngerLevel(angerLevel) {
        const angerBar = document.getElementById('anger-bar');
        const mood = document.getElementById('mood');

        // Update the anger bar width
        angerBar.style.width = angerLevel + '%';

        // Update the mood status
        if (angerLevel < 25) {
            mood.textContent = "Calm";
            mood.style.color = "green";
        } else if (angerLevel < 50) {
            mood.textContent = "Irritated";
            mood.style.color = "orange";
        } else if (angerLevel < 75) {
            mood.textContent = "Angry";
            mood.style.color = "red";
        } else {
            mood.textContent = "Furious";
            mood.style.color = "darkred";
        }
    }

    // Simulate updates every second
    setInterval(() => {
        const angerLevel = simulateBrainData();
        updateAngerLevel(angerLevel);
    }, 1000);

    // Download brain activity data
    function downloadBrainData() {
        const data = {
            timestamp: new Date().toISOString(),
            angerLevel: Math.random() * 100, // Example data
        };

        const blob = new Blob([JSON.stringify(data, null, 2)], { type: 'application/json' });
        const url = URL.createObjectURL(blob);
        const a = document.createElement('a');
        a.href = url;
        a.download = `brain_data_${Date.now()}.json`;
        a.click();
        URL.revokeObjectURL(url);
    }
</script>

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